I must say, Bear looks unimpressed by the whole thing!
Hell sounds a lot like all the little towns around Mt. Rushmore. Beautiful scenery, lots of tourist traps. The Monument is impressive, and worth the trip. LOTS of nice people, too.
When we were there last July, the Sturges Harley get together was about to start.
Beautiful bikes, and the Biker dudes and Dudettes were something to behold. One lady, late 40s or so, in Daisy Duke shorts, with a bit of a belly hanging over, had a largish tattoo surrounding her navel.

Woof! Words sorta fail.... She had a really good tan, tho.
Actually, it sounds like it was a nice day trip.